


The Snuff Taker’s Ephemeris
P.O. Box 287
Spring Lake, NC 28390
(910) 300-7966
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Have you ever wanted to be a writer, but never had the time, training or drive to become one? At The Ephemeris, we understand.
We, too, have felt the sting of impersonal rejection slips from Ellery Queen and impolite critiquing from the nerds at Locus. And that’s if you even get a rejection slip- most of the time, your manuscript gets thrown away without even being looked at!
But we’re different. See, we don’t actively seek out so-called “professional” writers. They expect frivolous things like monetary compensation and galley proofs. Pfft. Spoiled brat divas, that’s what they are.
We seek out real writers- people with something to say. People with real talent.
(And most importantly, people that prefer to get paid in contributor’s copies!)
But that’s not all! We also look for artists, poets, reviewers- even collectors of historical documents that we can reprint pro publico bono. So what are you waiting for? Why not drop us a line at submissions@STephemeris.com ? You’ll be glad that you did!


For information regarding ad rates and submission criteria, please contact Mick Hellwig at: M.Hellwig@STephemeris.com
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